talk nerdy to me.


I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner

(via assbuttswithbowties)

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation


If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.

(via verysiriuspotterhead)

  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my music taste*: cool man


replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via im-an-assbutt)


all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via supernatural-explosion)


I will defend my favorite character faster than myself

(Źródło: cloningclub, via im-an-assbutt)